You have reached the voice message service of Bruce Wayne. Please, leave a message and I will ensure that it is received
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Bruce Wayne
28 March 2030 @ 01:54 am
You have reached the voice message service of Bruce Wayne. Please, leave a message and I will ensure that it is received
05 May 2010 @ 05:26 pm
Happy Birthday to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=91.6)
yourdoorway
yourdoorway A single sheet of paper is inside a plain white envelope. It's delivered to Mary Jane Watson's apartment on May 6th. On the paper is written:
MJ
Happy birthday. Have some ponies. I have no idea where these are kept in NYC. Maybe Harry will know.
Sincerely,
B.W.
And yes, tethered to the small gate outside of MJ's apartment building are two ponies(!!!). Have a lovely day, Mary Jane.
MJ
Happy birthday. Have some ponies. I have no idea where these are kept in NYC. Maybe Harry will know.
Sincerely,
B.W.
And yes, tethered to the small gate outside of MJ's apartment building are two ponies(!!!). Have a lovely day, Mary Jane.
Current Location: Gotham
Current Mood: 
amused
amused09 April 2010 @ 10:05 pm
Why do I have 176 messages on my voicemail? And puppies?
Why is Alfred laughing?
Current Location: Gotham
Current Mood: 
confused
confused23 March 2010 @ 11:49 pm
Alfred made Irish stew last night. I'd like to buy Ireland.
Current Location: Gotham
Current Mood: 
bored
bored12 March 2010 @ 11:58 pm
THIS? Is my profile right now. If anyone would care to step forward and accept the blame for this deed, I will accept an apology in written form.
Feel free to come forward and share your 'Squirrel Love' story.
Through sharing, we can find closure.
Sincerely,
Bruce Wayne
Feel free to come forward and share your 'Squirrel Love' story.
Through sharing, we can find closure.
Sincerely,
Bruce Wayne
Current Location: Gotham
Current Mood: amused
amused
